The 5th anniversary of a phantom bill
012/12/06
Dear Sprint:
Merry Christmas. How are things in Shawnee Mission, Kansas, this holiday season?
I am writing to you in the hope of clearing up a phantom bill that has followed me for five years. That's right -- five years.
I haven't paid it for a simple reason. You see, I have never been a customer of Sprint. Not now. Not ever. Nonetheless, on 10/12/2001, according to your customer service department, someone -- an errant computer perhaps? -- seems to have set up an account in my name. The bill came to $27.15. I understand that 7 cents of that was for a late fee. Seems reasonable.
But in my defense, I don't believe I even got this bill until 2005. Then it went to a collection agency and then it went back to you.
I'm hoping this Christmas that Santa will make it go away. You see, I'm 57 years old. I have stellar crediting rating. I always pay my bills. And I've never been your customer. But I believe I said that already.
Would you consider in the spirit of the holiday tearing up this ghost of Christmas past? That would be great.
Oh. And Happy New Year.
Dear Sprint:
Merry Christmas. How are things in Shawnee Mission, Kansas, this holiday season?
I am writing to you in the hope of clearing up a phantom bill that has followed me for five years. That's right -- five years.
I haven't paid it for a simple reason. You see, I have never been a customer of Sprint. Not now. Not ever. Nonetheless, on 10/12/2001, according to your customer service department, someone -- an errant computer perhaps? -- seems to have set up an account in my name. The bill came to $27.15. I understand that 7 cents of that was for a late fee. Seems reasonable.
But in my defense, I don't believe I even got this bill until 2005. Then it went to a collection agency and then it went back to you.
I'm hoping this Christmas that Santa will make it go away. You see, I'm 57 years old. I have stellar crediting rating. I always pay my bills. And I've never been your customer. But I believe I said that already.
Would you consider in the spirit of the holiday tearing up this ghost of Christmas past? That would be great.
Oh. And Happy New Year.
posted by Jerry Lanson at 7:15 AM
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